85 points

This guy doesn’t want the government to be involved in his family life but also wants courts to recognize he is the legal father of the child?

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46 points

And he also wants a passport for his kid.

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My dad and my brother both have passports and travel regularly.

I can’t get a passport because my dad refuses to give me legal access to his birth certificate to prove that one of my parents was a citizen when I was born.

Why? Because according to the him, the government shouldn’t need that information from our family, so he refuses on principal.

I can’t get a passport without that document.

I can try and take my dad to small claims court, but I don’t have the money for that, my relationship with my dad is civil and functional aside from this one issue, and getting lawyers involved will destroy the family, all I want is a passport.

He needs a psychiatrist, not a lawyer. Because he makes no sense.

There isn’t really enough advice or support out there for children of whack job idiots.

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35 points

Just remember. If you end up having to sue him to get this resolved, that’s not you destroying the family, that’s him.

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14 points

Sticking to his principles of what he thinks he should have to do, even though his inaction is harming others. He sounds just like those nonvoter people who hate Biden for supporting genocide so they’re gonna let a worse genocide happen.

Fucking Kantians.

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13 points

Can you just wait until he is not home and just find it and use it and then return it before he knows what’s up? I’m guessing your mother is no longer with him or you would get her to get it or talk him into it right?

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Somehow i think his “notorized statement of live birth” will be met with a shrug and a request for an “Acknowledgement of Paternity” form if he wants his paternity registered.

I do love how hes all huffy about the government having said record, but then immediately names somethings he needs from the government that they very reasonably will not give you otherwise.

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29 points

He just wants to eat his cake and have it, too.

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16 points

Isn’t that, like, the motto of all Sovereign Citizens?

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6 points

I thought it was “am I being detained?” followed by taser-induced yelps and a thud. They’ve got a few though.

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55 points

Can you call CPS before a child is born?

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Yes.

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19 points

Someone really needs to in this case then.

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10 points

They won’t do shit in Texas

Source: have called CPS in Texas for far worse than this and nothing happens

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42 points

Ok, I make a lot of jokes in this community. I make a lot of jokes on the internet in general because I’m just a drunk looking to have a good time.

However, I really think I know this guy. Well, kind of. If it’s who I’m thinking of his girlfriend used to be part of my friend group. She’s pregnant and ready to pop. If it’s who I’m thinking of it’s her 7th or 8th kid. After the first few she got into the antivax stuff pretty heavily, then went completely off the deep end with conspiracies and SovCit stuff because her boyfriend at the time was into it and, unbeknownst to everyone around at the time, it seemed to work for him because his very rich parents funded all his shit and paid all his debts.

If this isn’t who I’m thinking of it still hits really close to home.

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4 points

Oh wow.

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36 points

I love how the dude isn’t even a dad yet and is already somehow instinctively weaseling out of (the inevitable) child support payments.

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8 points

That’s the opposite of the fathering instinct?

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