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What is the pen?

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Mightier

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And it lives on the pen island.

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I’m mildly colorblind and I can figure it out with some effort. I can kinda see a ever slightly variation and can trace it with my finger to figure out the shape of the letters.

What’s “DEHI5”?

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Serious: it has a word “penis” printed on it.

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9 points

Dennis Eagle High Five

The brother is very fond of british bin lorries.

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2 points

Not many people will get that reference

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I was thinking it was a t-rex, horse, or Pikachu. Other comments indicate otherwise.

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Uh, shouldn’t it be “our” brother? Or are they half’s? Brother from one parent’s side and sister from the other parent’s side?

A+B have brother, B+C have screenshot OP, C+D have sister. So the screenshot OP has a brother and a sister that aren’t related to each other.

Then if the brother and sister have a child, can it become a genetically identical twin of the screenshot OP?

Huh.

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More than one thing can be true. “My brother” “her brother” and “our brother” are all equally valid assuming the three people are siblings.

You completely lost me in that third paragraph, though.

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people usually use “my” with family members. it’s more being used to do it from childhood than implying anything regarding the relation.

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0 points

Yes, OP is just dumb

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You’re overthinking this way too hard. I like to say to my brother “your mother” and “your father”. We’re full siblings.

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You’re overthinking this, but it does make for a good story

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4 points

Interestingly, when I squint, the blue goes away.

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Your eye lashes filter out some blue light to help in intense sunlight. When you squint, you “activate” your built-in blue filter sunglasses.

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me too holy crap

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