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Trump rambles like an insane asylum resident literally every day and nobody bats an eye

Biden forgets a couple names and has a bad throat and everyone loses their minds

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Trump rambles like an insane asylum resident literally every day and nobody bats an eye

You’re posting under a meme literally mocking Trump for rambling like an insane asylum resident. He’s been ordered by courts to pay $83.3 million for shit he has said and is actively being procecuted for other things. You don’t notice it anymore because Trump has been criticized daily for the last decade, whereas calls for Biden to step down are new, because he only recently started acting senile.

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I think it was more an exasperated call to the fact one candidate is flubbing and it’s front page news covered by every tv news station 24/7 and the other is incoherent 24/7, leading in polls, and if you weren’t on social media you’d miss it.

Seems pretty reasonable to be frustrated.

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Here’s the thing. For trump, the insane ramblings are a feature, not a bug. For Biden, we need people to turn up and vote for him, and normal sane people don’t want someone who seems checked out.

Comparing them is not even reasonable at this point, and Trump’s supports are not reasonable

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9 points

I full agree on not wanting someone who’s checked out but it’s literally we eat the shit sandwich or we lose democracy.

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2 points

I don’t understand why this is the only shit sandwich who can win. There is no indication that someone who can’t even string together a coherent speech is our only hope. Replace him with someone who is, at least, coherent.

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There’s foreign involvement that wants the racist rapist with 34 felonies to run the show, because it will be terrible for our country. The cult that has become the republikkklowns lack critical thinking and just believe and do what they’re told to do by fox “news”.

For a sad laugh, think about how batshit things would be if Biden had 34 felonies, banged a porn star while his wife was pregnant at home, and then he talked about becoming a dictator, not accepting election results and plans an insurrection. They would be out of their damn minds. BUT, since it’s their guy, nothing wrong there, good christian, speaks to them blah blah blah. Life must be simple when you’re that dumb. All they have is fear and hatred for shit that isn’t even a problem or happening.

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I just listened to The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart where they discussed the viability of Biden’s campaign.

The Democrats have the unfortunate condition of being, you know, sane. We have no issue of challenging the status quo, asking for a change.

I have yet to hear from anyone of significance say Trump should suspend his campaign for any of the same reasons that Democrats have for Biden. The GOP have already begun the “fall in line” stage and the fucker hasn’t even been formally nominated. He’s the “presumptive nominee.”

The funny thing is that the GOP could, quite literally, put in anyone at this point. Any fascist asshole (e.g. DeSantos, MTG, Boebert, etc.) and their base will come out to vote for them.

If Biden gets to the convention and gets nominated, then yes, we MUST coalesce around him and campaign for him because the alternative is FAR worse. Make no mistake: this is an absolutely shit hand we the voters have been dealt. But one party is determined to shit on the table and make you eat it or jail you if you don’t.

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“But one party is determined to shit on the table and make you eat it or jail you if you don’t.”

  • Jail reserved for hetero-normative and Christian melanin-deficient persons, termination is the preferred solution otherwise.
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But one party is determined to shit on the table and make you eat it or jail you if you don’t.

And then once you’re their prison slave have you shit on the tables for people to eat.

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4 points

Was about to say, why isn’t Biden responding to every question about his flubs with “Covfefe.”

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82 points

Trees can explode. Windmills cause cancer. Exercise is bad because the body has a limited supply of energy, like a battery.

A pity that Trump missed his true calling as a scientist.

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3 points

He’s got a very good brain and a relationship with MIT though.

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59 points

Is this a real quote? I can never tell

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“Also, leaves — when you have years of leaves — dried leaves — on the ground, it just sets it up. It’s really a fuel for a fire. So they have to do something about it.”

And apparently leafs aren’t bio-degradable and they just sit there and pile up until they catch fire.

Sometimes I forget how fucking monumentally stupid he is. He has the mind of a god damn child because he never grew up.

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Most kids know that leaves decompose. Don’t give him an out like that, he had every opportunity over his 70+ years to improve as a human and has failed at every turn. If you dehydrated his body and ground him to dust, then reduced that dust to its component elements, you’d probably have to sell them at a discount after disclosing their origin. He is, in my opinion, worth less than the sum of his parts.

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This is TRUE. I am an ecologist. We need to remove trees, actively do prescribed burns, to prevent catastrophic fires. I know you hate Trump (I do too), but this is absolutely correct. It’s called fuel load.

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45 points

Conservatism is a plague of idiocy, oppression and death. It always has been.

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8 points

Hate this misnomer. What are they conserving other than profits?

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11 points

Their perceived status over those around them and the hierarchy that binds them to their place.

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45 points

ah yes, trees. notorious for falling down after 18 months.

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You forgot the explosion part

Why do you spend so much on your military if you can just use those trees

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As much as I hate to defend this blithering idiot, I believe what he was trying to say is after a tree falls, it dries out and becomes fuel for wildfires.

Edit, source: I’ve worked for several blithering idiots and I’ve developed some skill at translating their gibberish into conherent communication.

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The lack of punctuation doesn’t help. whoever transcribed this this kinda missed that.

Trees fall down. After a short period of time, 18 months, they (the fallen trees) dry out.

It’s just funny the way he can’t get out a coherent thought.

If you ask me trump’s been senile for a long ass time, he just hides it better with energy/gusto.

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And using that to justify increased logging, which is cutting down live trees. It’s still nonsense.

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Yes, targeted logging can prevent catastrophic wildfires.

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