Mr. Beast / Hawk Tuah Girl 2024
"I don’t believe in anything besides trite platitudes, I treat politics as one-dimensional, I would have partisan advisors but somehow be able to fully resist the influence of money and party politics.
When you are approaching a highway exit, with one turn staying on the highway and one turn going off, my recommendation is to stick to the middle ground."
There are experts on the right?
This asshole is only 20? Christ
in deciding if i will vote for Mr. Beast, i will consult experts who support Mr. Beast and experts who do not support Mr. Beast equally and then decide that the issue of Mr. Beast is too contentious and divisive and that he must, to heal the nation, be dropped in the middle of the ocean where nature will be allowed to determine the best course.
Also we’re gonna choose a bunch of people to wear my mark
And I will appear to sustain a mortal wound but will miraculously survive
At some point the first seal will be broken and the scrolls will be opened and the Horsemen will ride across the land laying waste