Mr. Beast / Hawk Tuah Girl 2024

11 points

Mr beast presidency:

We just gave this filthy 3rd world country in AFRICA a brand new government

Saving 50 students from crushing student debt. We did it.

Doing a press conference using only body language

$100 of lobbying vs $1,000,000 of lobbying

Playing ultimate hide and seek with refugees crossing the border

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Also we’re gonna choose a bunch of people to wear my mark

And I will appear to sustain a mortal wound but will miraculously survive

At some point the first seal will be broken and the scrolls will be opened and the Horsemen will ride across the land laying waste

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3 points

If that happens I’m becoming religious and converting to Islam. I don’t care about my soul, I’m just not comfortable praying to a version of God that is so cringe.

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10 points

How would Hitler have won WW2,

Dont siege Leningrad, just take it

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14 points
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middle ground that’s best for america

Beast / hilldawg 2024 ticket. Its 4.5/5.5 time.

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27 points

Literally doing the “hm one side wants to kill all immigrants and the other none, 50% it is!”

Except it’ll be a game show to exterminate the undesirables

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4 points

Fuck he’s gonna make Running Man real

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