Imagine going to make a meme about this and getting it all stitched together and then typing the word “sneeze” instead of “cough” and publishing without a second thought?
Less than 1% alcohol? Good, anymore than that would get me all tipsy and shit.
Where can I get some? Asking for a friend.
Don’t you have to ^add ^^more ^^^carets?
Edit: Damn, that’s small 😂
Edit, edit: or did I just get old?
One time when I had a sinus infection they gave me a bottle of essentially just dxm but the syringe they gave me to measure the dose didn’t fit in the bottle so I just took a swig whenever and let me tell you that was genuinely the happiest week of my life. I’ve never felt so at peace. Granted there was a lot else going on like I was essentially being paid hundreds of dollars to just feed someone’s dog and take them outside on a really nice plot of land but the drugs made it a lot better I swear.
I went through a stomach surgery, and when I left the hospital they have me a receipt for some pain medication. I got a packet of 500(!!) morphine based pills. I took one, and decided I’d rather live with the pain. I like alchohol and the rush it gives me, but morphine in my body is fucking shit. Worst feeling I’ve felt in my life. I was suicidal, non-responsive (according to my GF) - but no pain even if I cannot remember a damn thing. Fuck that shit
Lucky, I get sinus infections due to the wild fires and they just give me antibiotics.
And if its too effective, they won’t be able to leave any bad reviews.
Checkmate.
