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We’re in the other timeline.

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Guest 5127 wants to get off Mr. Multiverse 's Wild Ride

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The darkest timeline

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. . . so far

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We’re not there yet

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170 days left in the year 💪

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He’ll die soon or late, that’s literally the only prediction that can’t possibly be wrong.

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Well, if the next guy aims better then it’d be closed casket

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Maybe we’ll get lucky and a blood clot will break loose from all the stress. Gawd knows his arteries have to look like a Florida sewer pipe by now.

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Kinda like when I was describing a flowering plant that volunteered in our yard as “either annual or perrenial”.

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If anything is gonna do him in, it’ll be one too many hamberders (I shouldn’t talk shit though, they’ll probably kill me too one day)

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Tim Miller from The Bulwark has referred to Trump having a heart attack as the “hamburger from heaven” and I can never forget that phrase.

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We all have to die eventually anyways and there’s a lot worse ways to go.

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I just think they’re neat!

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