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On a date date? As in going somewhere together, on a planned outing.

I suppose the weirdest that ever got was a lady that specifically wanted to go to McDonald’s. I had a reservation at this nice greek place, but she wanted that salty crap instead lol.

Welllll, now that I think of it, one of the girls I dated in high school did go a little weirder.

We were out in the woods, just walking. She starts laughing like crazy and says it’s like a slasher movie, what with it creeping close to evening and things getting darkish.

She gets a grin on her face and says “chase me”, and takes off running.

A few seconds later, I’ve caught up because longer legs. She starts laughing again, and we finish walking.

She was legit a weird girl across the board. Don’t even ask about the sex.

She said it was a little thrilling, the rush of controlled fear from being chased a little. Not as much as she had thought it would be, but she didn’t get far ahead, so maybe it would have been different if I had played it out. But she didn’t want to do it again because the impulse was gone.

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Don’t even ask about the sex.

I’m 100% asking about the sex.

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16 points

Seconded!

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3 points

How was the sex?

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8 points

Meet their mom on the first date.

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I met both mother and father once. They were both pretty chill, none of that “if you hurt my daughter…” stuff (we were both early 30’s), but it was definitely a bit weird.

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2 points

How was dating in your 30s?

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It could just be me and my type, but people tend to be a bit more relaxed with trying hiding their individual quirks. There’s also less of trying to impress with looks and more investing in finding people who more share common interests.

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As a pansexual BDSM bottom I’m always looking for weird things. The thing that stuck out the most to me was the girl that wanted me to kill her. I did not oblige. We were very drunk.

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Ha ha although if we are talking about just tools to use, it could be interesting !

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6 points

Not on a date but the weirdest unsolicited proposition I ever got was $10 to:

“Slap me, knock me down, sit on my belly, tell me if I am fat or skinny, and smell my feet.”

I thought it was worth more than $10 and also must suck so bad to have such a remarkably specific fetish.

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It’s surprising how they’re all themes of being dominated until ‘smell my feet’, a typically dominant act.

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6 points

I had a girl ask me to eat my own cum.

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4 points

It’s often good! giggle

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4 points

It really is.

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