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He died from a heart attack and went to hell? Is he maybe taking this as some kind of sign to change his ways?

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LOL. My first thought as well. What has that pastor been doing to warrant hell?

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57 points

Nothing out of the ordinary, for a pastor.

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What isn’t he doing that warrants hell?

He’s stealing from the poor, lying, cheating and otherwise scamming his way into wealth that he didn’t earn.

There’s also a nontrivial chance he has had inappropriate relations with someone who was not of legal age. At the very least he’s allied himself with those that have and provided shelter for such people, either physically or socially.

God knows what other atrocities he’s committed (pun(?) intended).

How could he not go to hell?

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Educated guess: fucking kids

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He died too quickly and didn’t have time to repent. But next time though, next time he won’t miss his chance.

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This is why we need brain computer interfaces, so our AI can predict when we’re about to die and force us to utter a plea of forgiveness to God.

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33 points

No one going to question why the pastor went to hell

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25 points

Black metal only plays in Heaven. But everybody like Rihanna.

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This version, surely?

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I thought for sure your link would be to https://youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?si=UwqA1uiWbKSyUxdI

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See, I thought it was gonna be Leo but thas a good one too

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This has existed for 16 years… and I’m only just seeing it today. Wow

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Also check out the cover from “lillasyster”. A Swedish hard rock band that reminds a bit of disturbed. Their umbrella cover is really solid - give it a listen!

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Hell’s supposedly about suffering so, I imagine if (given enough samples and enough time) someone were to finally “hear” the root of the formulaic nature of pop music for the first time, being forced to listen to endless pop music WOULD be torture…

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Memes. For metal music.

Don’t be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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