Truly a genius. Far too dangerous

108 points

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I one hundred percent believe that Scott Adams was hypnotized by a LLM.

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53 points

“As a Large Language Model, I think you should put on the cat ears Scott”

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28 points

Meow like a good kitten and I’ll tell you more about how deep my rabbit holes go

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26 points

You can hypnotize yourself if you stare in a mirror or watch a recording

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This explains why binging TV shows is so addictive, it’s hypnotism!

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12 points

It’s called television programming for a reason. stay woke

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This on those things that is an unforced self own.

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88 points

This “LLMs are super scary you guys they might even be sapient” grift is so eye-rollingly stupid. These people are on the mental level of literal children.

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43 points

If my furby wasn’t sapient, how could it talk to me?

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That was the Chinese secret police ya dingus.

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10 points

and they weren’t even being secret!

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I’m pretty sure children are much smarter than some of these people

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23 points

I shit you not I heard an 11 year old kid buying candy at the cash register and he was legit explaining some basics of labor theory of value through the lens of candy price increases. Kids have damn good intuition.

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Not sure why you’d want to advertise that you’re extremely susceptible to suggestion but maybe that’s why I’m not an alpha male

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41 points

Didn’t he like recently get scammed for a shitload of money and then told people about that too

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Really? Does anybody have details on this?

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42 points

Lmfao found it

Literally tweeting out that he’s been scammed out of $50,000+ at least “5-7 times”

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The computer told me to close my eyes and not think and I did. Check mate beta cuck

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74 points

Every time I hear something else about Scott Adams, I get more embarrassed about liking Dilbert when I was a shitty teen.

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42 points

My godfather got me Scott Adams’ business book when I was 10 for my birthday present

I didn’t even like Dilbert, I was a Calvin & Hobbes kid

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39 points

I’m still a Calvin and Hobbes kid

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34 points

Calvin and Hobbes is still so good

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7 points

I’ve got eight slugs in me. One’s lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop and I pack a revolver.

Still one of the hardest lines in NOIR fiction.

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Christopher: “He was my godfather. But he knew I liked Calvin & Hobbes. He knew that. Dilbert - who likes that shit? Nobody wants that shit.”

Adriana: “So that’s when you keyed his car?”

Christopher: “No. That was another thing. Are you even listening to me! Pass me the bowl!”

Adriana: “Pass it to yourself.” And she walks angrily to the bedroom.

He throws up his hands.

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38 points

Isn’t his descent into madness more recent? Like the bulk of his work was before he went insane. Right?

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32 points

No, he’s like Kanye or musk, always insane but better at hiding it

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33 points

Yeah, in one of his '90s books he had something about how daily affirmations could lead you to win big in the stock market, or some shit.

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30 points

He’s probably gotten worse, but looking back, there were warning signs

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10 points

He showed hints of it when the tea party was taking off, but it was fairly level-headed stuff. The descent into madness was gradual, and I feel blessed to read his earlier posts where a germ of the madness started off.

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I mean didn’t he write some insane religious screed in the aughts?

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I was never into Dilbert but my parents got me that big collection of them where Scott Adams leaves little comments on them in a sort of marginalia way. It was before a large car trip and I think they thought it would be just funny cartoons like Calvin and Hobbes (which I’d read earlier) to keep me entertained. And so for some reason I can remember certain Dilbert comics in crystal clarity including Scott Adams opinions on the reaction at the time.

Weirdly a similar thing happened to Mattie Lubchansky author of the Antifa Cookbook and Boys Weekend.

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9 points

I had several of the cartoon books, but the only one I remember specifically is the one where Dogbert asks a recruit for the holy war (Linux vs Windows, I think?), “Can you chant?”

Something about that just really tickled me.

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8 points

My dad had two Far Side collections in hardcover and I loved those things.

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