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ComradePlatypus [fae/faer]

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I’ve even considered getting a chastity cage just for this lol

Late to party but this is going to be the opposite effect, a cage low key stimulates the whole time it’s worn.

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I guess the in Marcel universe excuse is Canada has a bunch of unknowable old first nation gods and spirits .

Whoever was in charge of the Wendigo curse was like “close enough!”

(and fair enough given he was a white settler)

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I remember a comic I read in the 90s where a guy got pinned under a tree he had been chopping down and cut some fingers off as he dropped the axe. As he starved he caved and ate his fingers turning him into the Wendigo. Which I felt was kind of unfair. Auto-cannibalism shouldn’t trigger it. Guess it saved his life but also he killed a bunch of people so that sucks for him.

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CW NSFW

A lot of cishet amateur BDSM is so boring. Wow you’re having sex with some restraints.

Yesterday I faithfully recreated a style of softcore damsel in distress pictures that I saw in the 2000s on the free samples page of a website that no longer exists (except on the way back machine), that had an indelible mark on my sexuality and gender I’m only just realising.

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Also doing Red Rocket’s glare before this I had the most badass moment, the Vertibird with reinforcements showed up. I put 2 shots into it’s windshield in VATS. Then re-entering vats, I targeted the pilots head (10%) and used a banked critical to put a 44mag from my Big Iron (relentless western revolver). The Vertibird starting it’s spiral to crashing, Deacon lighting it up with a stream of rapid automatic plasma rifle fire and Ada with an Assaultron Head laser beam. Already flaming it hit the ground and a barely alive Knight in smashed powered armor came stumbling out of the wreckage just to take a 44mag slug in the chest.

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Finished the Railroad ending to Fallout 4. Confronting father on his deathbed I stepped out of my Power Armour to reveal Railroad Armour underneath and the same haircut as Glory (RIP). I persuaded him to help me minimize causalities and then put a single bullet into his head from Deliverer. Tommy Whisper and his many dead comrade having their revenge from beyond the grave.

I took the Synth Shaun with me, but I have sent him up to Sanctuary where only Mama Murphy, Macy and Jun Long live in a comfortable if rustic farmhouse. I figure it’s a quiet spot for the immortal kid, he’s got a cat, a dog and some toys. Maybe a child to look after might healing the Longs too.

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This is silly. Because even if Xi is a secret capitalist roader revisionist etc, which I don’t believe, he probably could explain dialectical materialism, having been raised and educated about Marxism.

Like Viktor Orban or Vladimir Putin could probably explain dialectical materialism, having both grown up under communism and being former communist party members. But obviously neither are communist.

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They just looked like a bunch of goths hanging out in a building not doing anything.

TBF that sounds great.

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Probably all those factors, Columbo would still work as a character (or would be even improved), if he’s was a police officer/people’s militia under dictatorship of the proletariat.

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The interesting thing is there is continuity in Max’s appearance, he gets injured in the leg in the first film so in 2 he has a brace, after his crash in 2 he has a permanently dilated pupil which they show in a closeup in 3. Little details like that.

It’s just yeah the timeline is fuzzy with the idea it’s mythology, even from the second where we find out the feral child is now an old man recounting his past, and then in 3 where those who left tell their story orally to the next generation.

The first is possibly my favourite for how weird the decaying fascist state he works for is. Though technically the later ones are much better.

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