21 points

Unfortunately, I am not allowed to carry my sword in public in my country.

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Yeah me too, that clearly explains our “success” with women

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Well, my success is more tied to being aroace and not knowing for a long time. But, the sword would have made things easier.

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My weapon is choice is a flail, what do I do?

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3 points

Are you the guy with the tiny master sword in the UK that was recently in the news?

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Nah, that guy is rotting in jail right now

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i genuinely can’t tell if she’s being sarcastic or not. if she is: good acting. if not, good luck with the hordes of neckbeards trying to do the sword chin thing and ending up being the most awkward cringefest ever

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It doesn’t read sarcastic to me; the joke is more presenting a fantasy as though it were practical dating advice.

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People want romance. To live the dream fantasy. Both women and men want to feel secure and swoon, each in their own way.

She uses a sword metaphorically and visually, but you don’t need a sword. (Really, don’t)

Think of the movie classics, like Casablanca: Bogart does the same “trick” she describes when he says “Here’s looking at you, kid”.

The idea and ideal of a dream romance will vary from person to person, and one of the things, is finding the right person for you, who shares the same romance ideals.

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I’m pretty sure it’s a joke about how men always do this to women in movies.

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