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In the worst-case scenarios that the Biden administration has quietly simulated over the past year or so, Russian hackers working on behalf of Vladimir V. Putin bring down hospital systems across the United States. In others, China’s military hackers trigger chaos, shutting down water systems and electric grids to distract Americans from an invasion of Taiwan.

Burgerlanders are so important that the seeseepee will make your toilet overflow to distract you from epic Slava Taiwani

Such a perfect encapsulation of liberal propaganda

America: bombs hospitals and vital infrastructure like water treatment facilities in multiple global South countries

Also America: Wouldn’t it be horrifying if a nation was to take down hospitals and vital infrastructure?

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I really think that’s key. American’s cannot imagine that everyone doesn’t want to do to them what they mindlessly do to others. It’s like that addage where a liar believes taht everyone else is a liar and a thief believes everyone else is a thief.

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Same idea with Land Back. White purple who have no idea what that means except they’re going to kill my family and send me to Europe

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Means of Production Back just doesn’t roll off the tongue in the same way

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Same tenor as “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

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Russian hackers working on behalf of Vladimir V. Putin

When your mom calls you by your full name

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adding that V. in his name gives me Barack HUSSEIN Obama vibes somehow…

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That V could stand for anything

What if it stood for VOLDEMORT??

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or worse, Vissarionovich

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We realize we’re responsible for your recent bought of misery, but here’s why you direct your anger towards our empire’s enemies instead.

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Our nefarious racialized enemies aren’t attacking us. That’s a problem, because we’re not sure how to keep you hogs dumb and scared when they refuse to play along - The New York Times

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lemme guess NYT, to solve this we gotta buy more monopolistic security software that requires giving the American military industrial complex unfettered admin access to critical infrastructure systems

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