I mean I was planning to visit in the next couple of years anyway I guess…

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just remember that ich_iel has a lot of fun with literal translations of english words which can lead to very weird german.

Nur erinnere, dass ich_iel ein Los des Spaßes mit literarischen Übersetzungen von englischen Wörtern hat, was zu seltsamen Deutsch bleien kann.

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lmao bleien

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This will all just lead to an increase in suffering 😢

Dies wird alles gerecht bleien zu einem innenschmalz in Leiderei 😢

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Schmalz ist aber grease, nicht crease. Also Innenfalz vielleicht…

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That’s so metal 🤟

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Wenn es Metall ist, kommt es in die gelbe Tonne oder auf den Wertstoffhof. Ordnung muss sein.

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nie.

please be advised that speaking german properly is super fucking hard compared to learning many other languages, and you don’t need german in germany for the most part.

when I’m in germany I speak my shitty, broken german and they respond to me in english

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That’s when you double down and tell them in German that you don’t speak English. That’ll confuse 'em.

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I, a white man, would love to learn to speak German with an Indian accent just to really fuck with 'em

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That’s the spirit.

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I’d try Turkish tho

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Fuck it i’ll just speak spanish or french then.

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I once asked a German guy in Germany if he spoke German. On accident. When I was trying to ask him if he spoke English.

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Did he reply in German that he didn’t? :-)

https://youtu.be/8cwWgxbqah0?si=cYdE2u1U28vcAWgT

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They probably speak English with you because your German is not sufficiently efficient.

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My favorite phrase to use in all foreign countries is “Please forgive me, I am American.” It gets a laugh out of almost everyone even when terribly butchered in any language and most people will then attempt English for you.

Except Parisians, who do not care. I think they would prefer I point and grunt to trying either English or my awful French.

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Thank you for differentiating between french and parisians.

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Ja, wir neigen dazu, das zu tun.

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ICH WEISS

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Compared to other languages… If those other languages are Romantic, North Germanic, Dutch, Afrikaans, or Frisian. A majority of other languages are typically considered more difficult for people who only speak English.

That being said, I found Russian way easier than German at first, but that quickly stops being the case… German shares a lot of semantic/syntactic similarities with English so you can reasonably assume that a lot of German constructions will easily translate to English, for Russian though it’s more unfamiliar and you have to put more effort into thinking Russian-y. The main thing that made German way harder at first is German declensions… ugh… Russian has a complex declension system but it’s extremely regular, while German declensions are pretty irregular and the declension of articles is especially bad because their forms overlap a lot. Adjective declension is similarly bad. German word order also fucked with me a lot but it’s decently rigid so you get it quickly.

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Viel Spaß dabei!

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I copy that and will increase production, if you ask I translate, you’re welcome.

Sincerely, RatherMaybe.

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Ich nicht.

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