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Glocktopus.

Peace through superior firepower.

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Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.

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Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner

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Yeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.

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I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.

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Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.

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Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

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Also they tend to be fairly bullet proof too. You have to shoot them in this small area on the top of their head to kill em quickly. Otherwise they’ll live a while shooting back at you.

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Glockatoo

They’re the one I can count on to not give up

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