There are less than 30 units in the whole place, and there are already cameras everywhere on all floors. I don’t even know where you’d put 25 additional goddamn cameras, but evidently Landlord Madness finds a way. This same landlord apparently just spends their days driving past their properties all the time just looking for anything out of place, as this is just the latest in a long pattern of almost comically on the nose 1984 bullshit. Real social rot vibes too, like couple weeks ago when I saw my first rent-a-cop with a real gun at the grocery store.

I think this is it, I think this is where I learn to drone.

25 points

Your rent money at work

The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of the land amongst the peasantry.

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this is where I would learn to spray paint probably. Or just move. Mine is dumb and malicious but too cheap to pay for bazinga solutions like this. They do try to prevent people from having spare keys to their own units by using schalge primus security locks though. Very annoying.

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I actually had a similar thought

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that would be cool but IMO you can skip the drone. It’s loud, just gonna wake up your neighbors. If you just do all the cameras in the middle of the night with black spray paint there will be no witnesses. Wear anonymous clothing and shoes, idk, probably doable without getting caught

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No witnesses except for the cameras. They only stop working after you’ve gotten up real close and spray painted em.

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This is what landlords mean when they say it’s hard work

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Scrolling through 100s of camera feeds looking for someone smuggling their friend in who isn’t listed on the lease agreement

That’s hard work!

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mavic drone with small can of spray paint would be untraceable

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I think this is it, I think this is where I learn to drone.

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