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Wise guys I tell ya; last week I checked into a hotel and I asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he started feeling up my wife

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Lemme tell ya. My Doctor, he’s a real class-act. Gave a guy 6 weeks to live, the guy said he couldn’t pay, he gave him another 6 weeks! Hey alright.

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Dangerfield is timeless.

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Oh my god, what is this

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Even comedy geniuses have the occasional terrible idea.

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I really want someone to do a serious long form documentary about him and his comedy career while there are people with stories about him still alive.

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Every comedian I’ve heard talk about meeting him mentions that he was on cocaine at the time. The guy was wild.

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I mean, realistically who wasnt?

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"I tell ya, in my neighborhood, you play football, it’s really tough. After they sack the quarterback, they go after his family.” -Dangerfield

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My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.

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I was just introducing someone to Rodney last night because some actor in a show we saw looked a bit like him. Then I wake up and see this here. Life sure has funny coincidences sometimes.

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We’re gangstalking you.

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Yay, fan club.

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