So this isn’t any kind of political statement?
no no see dado is of enlightened centrism. dado only want 2 grill and sell fine dado grill products
is because pig is pig no matter how small
dado is the only good business owner
dado is the SCP equivalent of Slammer
What is SCP?
the only good creepypasta site on the internet
the conceit is you’re reading the files of a sort of “men in black” organization that covers up supernatural shit, the first section is instructions on how to store or hide the thing (to get your imagination running before actually describing the thing itself)
This one might also be of interest to Hexbear