Meme: 4 panels of a man progressively putting on clown make up and wig.
1st panel: memorize a few scripts and jokes
2nd: remember to ask people questions about themselves and give them compliments
3rd: have a few practice conversations with myself before attending
4th: Iām going to fit in so well at the party.
Edit: Woo! I did it. I didnāt really need to prep since I wasnāt expected to socialize, just ask random women to dance. I asked a few ladies I had never seen to dance. They were pretty new and nervous, so I made sure to authentically compliment them and build their confidence. Afterward, I found a few ladies I had known for a while, and danced with them. One was fantastic! She had legit natural rhythm and was fun. I havenāt had a dance partner like that in while, so I hope I get to see her more often. There was one new lady that was obviously a professional dancer, and I wanted to see what I could pull off with her, but ofc she was taken every time I went looking for her.
The shitty part was that it was wayyy too crowded, there were no quiet places, and drunk people were unintentionally rude with their lack of spatial awareness, so I would leave and go next door to take a sound break. My head is still ringing. Maybe Iāll take sound dampening ear plugs next time. But in summary, it was nice. I plan on going more often, even if beforehand I think I am going to look like a clown š¤”
Dances like a robot
Parties a basically a mission:
Sneak in, take the food and leave.
Glad you had fun š
so happy for you!!! check out those earplugs, i use some from a brand called eargasm, theyre a bit on the expensive side but theyre comfy and reusable
Giving compliments is a super useful technique for any social situation. People donāt get that many compliments usually, especially men. Also compliment people for their non obvious traits. You donāt need to tell a very beautiful woman, that sheās beautiful. Compliment her on her choice of drink or footwear instead.
Social interactions are often improved by adding compliments.
You really underestimate my ability to compliment the wrong thing. My well-meaning compliments can either come off as passive-aggressive insults or hitting on them. Examples:
I love how you donāt give a cluck about how you dress. It means youāre confident in yourself and not shallow.
Did you shower just before getting here? You smell so nice today!
I love the color of your hair, and it looks so soft!
These are ones that I know because I was told they were rude. I probably donāt even notice over 90% of them. I will just say them happy af, so what they see is someone either (a) tell them ācluck youā and smile at their face or (b) hit on their girlfriend right in front of them, both like an arrogant classhole. Itās so embarrassing the times I find out. Endless cringe material š©
Embrace the cringe.
I love how you
donāt give a cluck about how you dress. It meansyouāre confident in yourselfand not shallow.
Did you shower just before getting here?You smell so nice today!
Thereās no way that filtering is going to happen in real time. If I analyze every single thing I say, I would be mute. By the time Iāve processed my thoughts, the conversation has moved on. Embracing the cringe is the only viable strategy. That, and having a normie around to warn the others beforehand.