what if i gooned just one more time last year?

would the disturbances in the air particles have caused enough of a ripple effect to have altered the course of the bullet enough that Trump would’ve been hit with a lethal bullet? The past is constant, but the future is an ever shifting amalgamation of possibilities. We can only ever know the outcome of our actions after they happen. Having gooned exactly 25 times last year (once every other tuesday, but i missed a day). if I stuck to my schedule rigorously, what world would we be living in? If Trump died, would that mean that I goon fewer times (i get into political arguments and might lose focus), or would I goon more times (goon for freedom from the cheeto)?

i will never know for sure what that reality would have looked like.

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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

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This is not a comm where you direct people to other people’s bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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If you’re struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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