what if i gooned just one more time last year?

would the disturbances in the air particles have caused enough of a ripple effect to have altered the course of the bullet enough that Trump would’ve been hit with a lethal bullet? The past is constant, but the future is an ever shifting amalgamation of possibilities. We can only ever know the outcome of our actions after they happen. Having gooned exactly 25 times last year (once every other tuesday, but i missed a day). if I stuck to my schedule rigorously, what world would we be living in? If Trump died, would that mean that I goon fewer times (i get into political arguments and might lose focus), or would I goon more times (goon for freedom from the cheeto)?

i will never know for sure what that reality would have looked like.

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