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The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second

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I did too lol. Shook my head and everything.
Onion is back on the menu, boys!

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I’m so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.

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Then goes home to beat his wife after

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Ouch 😂

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That’s what she said.

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He’s not playing dead he just found out he was in the general vicinity of some fentanyl.

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