88 points
The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second
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28 points
I’m so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.
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20 points
Then goes home to beat his wife after
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18 points
He’s not playing dead he just found out he was in the general vicinity of some fentanyl.