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Been eating nothing but samyang buldak fire noodles for days. And I keep belching up acid now

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Help me. What have I done to myself?

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anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Have you seriously not taken any antacids?

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magnificentTOAD [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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I will share this again: I had a phase in middle school where I would have one buldak every afterschool with my two friends. We had to stop because one of us got stomach ulcer.

I now see that you are the same person that I left this very same comment!! Stop before stomach cancer stops you!

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FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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You think I’m risking stomach cancer from too much spicy shit, seriously?

I’m asking genuinely

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featured [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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No way, ulcers are caused by medication or bacteria not spice. Spicy food just makes existing ulcers more painful.

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magnificentTOAD [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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I will not be able to professionally answer that. But that was the line the doctor at the ER my friend met said

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StalinStan [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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O O

That is a venn diagram of things you should do and things you did

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Facky [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Eat a box of baking soda next

(Don’t actually do this)

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Ambii [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Add something that neutralizes the spice next time

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Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Milk, for example

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