42 points

I would last maybe an hour in that job before I got distracted by a leaf or had a panic attack.

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This guy should try out for the US secret service. I hear they need some agents with situational awareness.

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33 points

They don’t pay as well and expect you to die for a bigger douche.

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32 points

In their defense, if I was responsible for Trump’s security and I saw a rooftop random with a rifle… uh… no I didn’t.

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7 points

The trouble is all the people saying that they saw a gun are Trump supporters and their grasp of reality is not exactly concrete is it?

I kind of believe they did see a shooter and then yelled incoherently about it and because no one understands anything they said just sort of ignored them.

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97 points

I think it’s neat he doesn’t hurt the people, only separates

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55 points

Yes, especially the fans’ hands on Messi’s shoulder, quite nice

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That would really piss me off, people constantly trying to touch me like that.

It’s so weird how strong the para-social effect is; it’s almost like they think they own him in some way. Ugh. Can totally see how he needs a bodyguard for shit like that.

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18 points

Yeah cool but a single edited video is not enough to prove that.

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32 points

You’re right but also, this edit shows that at least a number of times he doesn’t hurt them. At the very least we know that he does some thinking on how to handle certain situations, especially because a couple of these I 100 percent expected him to tackle people to the ground and instead he just holds them away. Pleasantly surprised.

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2 points

If Messi’s bodyguard was regularly roughing up fans, you’d have read about it

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6 points

I need a boundary setter to walk around with me and set good boundaries with the people I interact with.

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5 points

Thanks for sharing!

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22 points

Some people are good at their job, then there’s this.

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9 points

His bad at his job. Bad as in Michael Jackson bad.

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8 points

Weird Al’s body guard is even worse at his job. Even worse as in Weird Al’s Even Worse.

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