I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”

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Not pooping, but whenever i have gas, I say I ate a kitten. Not many people get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sjRO6BQFMw

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I blame barking spiders

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Stepping on a slug

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Nope. Silent but messy…

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Dropping the kids at the pool.

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Take the Browns to the Superbowl

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Clevelander here…god damnit. I can’t even argue that joke until we get rid of the rapist.

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Skate park if there’s no water.

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I need to pinch a loaf.

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“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”

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“Gotta use the sandbox”

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Found the cat.

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