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Seems like lots of humans have the same dating strategy(lemmy.world)

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TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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Just waiting for a mate.

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Drusas@kbin.run
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I’ve seen enough videos of rapey koalas to know that they sure as hell do pursue females.

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boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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Koala sex offender registry ftw

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Ilandar@aussie.zone
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We had some koalas living in our backyard at one of the houses I grew up in. Evenings were spent relaxing to screaming from the female and grunting from the male…

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Drusas@kbin.run
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One video I saw some twenty years ago was so disturbing due to how clearly distraught the female was that I haven’t been able to think of koalas the same ever since. Like, she might have developed koala PTSD, it was that brutal.

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cheddar@programming.dev
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You what?

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Drusas@kbin.run
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Just watch a koala documentary and it may well be in there.

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fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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That’s not a dating strategy, that’s a freaking totem spirit animal!

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leisesprecher@feddit.org
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And he’s looking so incredibly comfortable on his branch.

Being stupid, fluffy, permanently buzzed from your only source of food, and probably having chlamydia is the lifestyle we all should strive for.

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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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“Hey Shazza, wanna root?”

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AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Sorry Mr. Koala, but I ain’t no hollaback girl.

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Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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That’s koalas

Big K o a l a s

That’s koalas!

Big K O A L A S!

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