174 points

I’ve been a professional programmer for nearly a decade and I just realized that C# is C++++ with the pluses stacked

permalink
report
reply
78 points

I know right‽ feels like when I learnt about the FedEx arrow for the first time

permalink
report
parent
reply
39 points

What FedEx arrow?

permalink
report
parent
reply
86 points

between E and x

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

o shit

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

I’m glad I wasn’t the only uncultured swine unaware of the ++++ = #

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

Yes, and that is on purpose! It was always meant to be a joke on C++ :)

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points
  1. TIL.
permalink
report
parent
reply
-45 points
*

Me too - maybe because I was distracted by the irony that C# devs are typically the opposite of sharp… Or because it’s MicroShit and I didn’t give a flippin fuck ;)

permalink
report
parent
reply
20 points

Cringy

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

Don’t cut yourself on that edge kiddo

permalink
report
parent
reply
89 points

permalink
report
reply
77 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

Change is hard.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Issue is, Rust is not a drop-in replacement for C. The memory safety features are just one part, and since Rust is also a “weakly” functional language, thus its prefered to write such code with it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
68 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

It’s not that bad, besides who cares with machines being as fast as they are nowadays?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I care, when I need to compile a lot of stuff multiple times on not-as-fast machines. I’ll create a private repo powered by my workstation just for this. For C stuff I don’t need to, because I can just use my workstations power via distcc.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

I once saw an issue someone made for some database and said that they were learning Rust and if the database was rewritten in Rust then they could help contribute!

permalink
report
parent
reply
45 points

TessaraCt

permalink
report
reply
29 points

TesseraC+

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

C Tesseract has this interstellar vibe and brings quotes like the following, but with a totally different meaning:

  • “Years of [compilation error] messages”
  • “People disn’t build this Tesseract”; “Not yet… But one day. Not you and me but people, people who’ve evolved beyond the four dimensions we know”
  • “You’ve got to leave something behind”
permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

That’s a HyperCube.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I’m waiting for the marvel cinematic universe movie about filling out TPS reports and preparing for Y2k… it’s guaranteed to do better than Black Adam.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Wasn’t that the Loki show, where all of time is run by a boring dystopian corporate bureaucracy?

Now that I think of it, I guess you’re right, that show probably did do better than Black Adam.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

T-C-ract

permalink
report
parent
reply
28 points

Where C♭

permalink
report
reply
  • C
  • C plus plus
  • C plus plus plus plus
  • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
  • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
permalink
report
reply
24 points

There’s also D. You could just upgrade to D.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

It’s so good it got not only one, but two standard libraries.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

That’s a transfinite induction

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

theres also c+

permalink
report
parent
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmer_humor@programming.dev

Create post

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

Community stats

  • 7.2K

    Monthly active users

  • 954

    Posts

  • 37K

    Comments