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It’s not that bad, besides who cares with machines being as fast as they are nowadays?

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I care, when I need to compile a lot of stuff multiple times on not-as-fast machines. I’ll create a private repo powered by my workstation just for this. For C stuff I don’t need to, because I can just use my workstations power via distcc.

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77 points

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Change is hard.

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Issue is, Rust is not a drop-in replacement for C. The memory safety features are just one part, and since Rust is also a “weakly” functional language, thus its prefered to write such code with it.

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I once saw an issue someone made for some database and said that they were learning Rust and if the database was rewritten in Rust then they could help contribute!

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TessaraCt

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TesseraC+

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That’s a HyperCube.

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C Tesseract has this interstellar vibe and brings quotes like the following, but with a totally different meaning:

  • “Years of [compilation error] messages”
  • “People disn’t build this Tesseract”; “Not yet… But one day. Not you and me but people, people who’ve evolved beyond the four dimensions we know”
  • “You’ve got to leave something behind”
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I’m waiting for the marvel cinematic universe movie about filling out TPS reports and preparing for Y2k… it’s guaranteed to do better than Black Adam.

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Wasn’t that the Loki show, where all of time is run by a boring dystopian corporate bureaucracy?

Now that I think of it, I guess you’re right, that show probably did do better than Black Adam.

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T-C-ract

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always wanted to C in the 4th dimension

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  • C
  • C plus plus
  • C plus plus plus plus
  • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
  • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
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theres also c+

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There’s also D. You could just upgrade to D.

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It’s so good it got not only one, but two standard libraries.

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That’s a transfinite induction

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I’m not ready for 4D, just let me try out C Lattice on a few smaller projects first.

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