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Vance’s Tuesday stop [in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania] is just the start of a three-day, four-state tour, Politico previously reported. Next up: visits to Detroit, Michigan, and Eau Claire, Wisconsin, on Wednesday, plus an additional stop in Raleigh, North Carolina, on Thursday. Those trips will bracket Harris and her running mate’s rallies in each of those cities.

So not just weird, but creepy-stalker-ex kinds of weird.

I see what I see.

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✔️ - couch fucker
✔️ - dolphin porn connoisseur
✔️ - vice-presidential / presidential candidate stalker

JD sure is stacking up those bona fides

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Jd is a creepy weirdo, but the couch story was made up.

Not directed at you (unless you already knew it was fake, I guess) - I fucking hate it when people feel the need to make up stuff about someone who already has plenty of real red flags that need attention.

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Beating them at their own dishonest game has worked much better than trying to fact check them, and getting completely outpaced, ever did.

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Then why did the AP take down their fact check that said Vance didn’t fuck a couch.

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Yep. I’m worn out with the snarky couch thing. It was fake. Be better y’all.

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62 points

Going around, sniffing the couches she’s sat on.

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That she sat on it is pure coincidence. He just does that to all couches

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Ooooo… Is that… Leather? Rubs between the couch cushions

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4 points

This comment wins the Internet today.

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4 points

I ain’t here to kink shame, and yet, I am.

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God, where is Triumph when we need him

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He’s following Harris around because Trump is literally too old and tired to do Harris’ level of campaigning. And in a few hours Harris will have a VP also running around. Best of luck JD. Harris has been flying to several states a day.

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JD she is not a voluptuous couch that you dream of

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jd’s actually going up to wisconsin to visit ashley in arcadia. EAU just happens to be the airport he’s flying into to get there.

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B-B-But she’s made with black indian leather!
A-A-And the p-p-pussy cat fragrance of dolphins.
Wearing rubber…gloves.

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This part is amazing:

Vance needled Harris on Monday for not being more accessible to reporters herself.

“This moment could set off a real economic calamity around the globe,” he wrote on X. “It requires steady leadership—the kind President Trump delivered for four years. Kamala Harris is too afraid to answer media questions and cannot lead us in these troubled times.”

Things are dire! We need leadership! Why isn’t the vice president giving press conferences?

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