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Would Moses split the water underneath Jesus to make him fall? “It’s just a prank, bro!”

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I wanna see Jesus go surfing without a surfboard

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Makes me wonder about waves. Would he just rocket to the top? Possibly be sideways along the way?

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Or sink like a rock? Maybe his flotation ability relies on water tension, and as soon as it’s broken, he’s a goner.

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While we’re at it, if you put an airplane on a treadmill…

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