3 points

Everyone knows vegetarians don’t have friends, therefore, they wouldn’t get invited to the barbecue in the first place. It’s a problem that solves itself.

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Dude, have you ever, like, tried grilled vegetables on a bun? It’s hands down better.

Even a simple salted slice of eggplant with some olive oil is amazing.

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Better than what? Overcooked chicken? I’ll believe it. Better than perfectly cooked ribs or brisket? …nah.

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The great thing about eating both is I don’t have to choose

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4 points

Don’t have to believe me if you try it

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Which of your “friends” do you dislike so much that you invite them to a bbq but are absolutely unwilling to make food that they will eat?

When I cook I cater to my guests, because I like them, their company, and want them to come and feel welcome.

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That’s not be(e)ing very nice, Chris.

If I’m at a BBQ, I’ve been invited to it. The person who invited me to it absolutely knows that I am vegetarian and have been vegetarian for 28 years. Choosing not to accommodate that would be a pretty horrible thing to do.

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And if I bring stuff to cater for myself such as halloumi, veg sausages, etc, don’t expect me to share with you!

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When I have a BBQ, even where all the guests are meat eaters, I still like to have a potato salad and vegetable skewers and bread and sometimes a regular salad and roasted corn and sometimes roasted eggplant. I like to think if there was a vegetarian there, they’d be well catered for by default without me having to really do anything different. I love meat, and for a BBQ it’s typically the star of the show, but you’re going to want a supporting cast.

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