Good ol’ buttcraft

I don’t really mean in terms of mods, but like go off if you wanna. I’m a lifelong Minecraft enjoyer, played it basically from Alpha right up to release, and dropped off around 1.2ish. I’ve played it in bursts again over the years, but the more weird stuff they add the more weirded out I feel. I just wanna build houses with sloping rooves, sheesh… It does kind of make me wanna just give up and play Legacy Console on Wii U or something weird.

[Minecraft boomer alert I guess]

I don’t totally hate what they’ve done with the game itself but it’s clear that the launcher is a lost cause. Plus how does Java chug this badly on a Ryzen 2600? I have to choose between a performance mod that makes the game run, or pad support, because one of them uses Fabric and the other uses the other thing. Remember when Minecraft mods was just dumping .jar files into the game’s directory?

I mean to ask, what is the way cool kids play Minecraft nowadays? Are there cool alternative launchers or modpaks or a specific version or whatever I can play that’s cooler than Microsoft Occupied Minecraft and are more fun?

To me, the correct way to play Minecraft is with a friend and pursuing silly, enjoyable goals.

Something I had a lot of fun doing is playing as “The Heart Tree” while my partner tried to support me. Essentially, I chose a tree I really liked, cut it down except for its lowest block (now designated “The Heart Block”), and I always would have to be touching or very close to logs which descend from the original tree.

I also had fun playing Modded Skyblock with my friend from high school, focusing on guiding progression and decorating (since I knew how to progress a lot better than he did), but not making too much progress personally.

To me, I intrinsically feel a drive to constantly chase progression, but ultimately find myself more fulfilled when I try and lay back and weave progression with genuine attention and enjoying the “unproductive” things, looking to make nifty floor patterns and building materials and interacting with friends.

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“Play the game with your wife, make Minecraft gay, achieve life fulfillment”

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The way to play minecraft is with mods, friends, and at least 2 types of drugs in your system

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I’m really glad you asked this. I’ve got a couple of kids, all they do is watch Minecraft videos on YouTube. I’ve got a lot of computer hardware lying around, I’d like to setup an old school server for them to play on. Bought a copy of Minecraft way back when but with modern licensing and mojahn whatever I doubt I can even still use it., where to start?

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If it’s pre-microsoft and you haven’t played it in a while, yes M$ took it away and no one has had any success in getting theirs back. You were “supposed” to transfer your mojang account to microsoft (and accept the new licensing) before a certain date.

If you just want vanilla or a few minor mods that’s very possible, and I recommend papermc as the server. You have to edit just one line in the config file to allow “pirate” accounts to log in.

PollyMC (two Ls, no longer affiliated with polyMC(one L) (politics) ) is an open source pirate client that is as easy to use as the official launcher.

Or you could just play Minetest, a full free open source reimplementation of Minecraft with easy DRM free multiplayer in the first place.

If you need help with any of that just let me know.

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You rule. Thanks you the advice!

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Preferably with telemetry disabled.

https://modrinth.com/mod/no-telemetry

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Instead of being anonymous/pseudonymous (at least, the ids in the snooper screen don’t match my user id), it now sends the XUID, your Xbox user id, in plain text… which means this data can be traced back to your user.

Death to america

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but the more weird stuff they add the more weirded out I feel.

what weird stuff?

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Uh I’ll have to go boot up my save to find out specifics, but new weird ores, new weird crafting methods, the entire nether changes since 2012…

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Things got a little out of hand with the beastiality update.

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I don’t remember a beastiality update

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