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A submarine is just a plane that doesn’t believe in itself.

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Going 30k feet underwater is way way harder than going 30k feet above the ground. I’d say it’s the planes that are doing the easy job.

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So is carrying on with soul-crushing depression.


Feeling depressed? Life getting you down? Don’t despair, just believe in yourself. It’s as easy as turning your submarine into an aeroplane!

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I looked it up. It’s true!

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Did you look down also? Otherwise that’s just bad science.

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I’d like to see the white paper on this.

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Also the average human has less than two legs.

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What about people with “a third leg”?

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