Nice try, ad!

Not that I think it should work this way, but could always just pick a lesser known actor willing to settle for a paycheck to be “David Prowse’s Darth Vader” and then dub them over with someone more famous who is paid a lesser amount of money to be “James Earl Jones’ Darth Vader”.

Monument Valley 1 and 2.

Haven’t found anything that isn’t microtransaction and ad-riddled trash or a port of an older game since.

And one where MasterChief doesn’t remove his helmet at every opportunity and doesn’t have sex with the first sketchy woman he meets.

I am trying to stay optimistic on this project but I can’t help but think that most of that budget is going to disappear into the pockets of middle men and private interests, with barely any progress to show for it by the end.

“Would you believe it turned into bread wafers?”

I could believe this. The RNC was this week, so the media circus was all over it and making them look good because they’re getting paid to do so.

Now they spread word to convince people in swing states that Trump’s chances of winning are in jeopardy to try to get new sympathizers in swing states out to the polls on election day.

There is even at least one variety of cake literally called a sandwich, the Victoria Sandwich.

Stormblood is a perfectly good expansion. It gets a bit of a bad rap because it doesn’t quite have the same peaks as the Heavensward and Shadowbringers expansions that bookend it, but overall it is still a good story with good characters and does a lot to flesh out the world outside Eorzea.

Just pray they don’t come for the weed and furry porn next.