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Diarrhea: Soupy Poopy.

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Gas: Pooty Booty

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I literally started chuckling alone in my parked car.

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Should I add parked car ? Not browsing while driving 💥 🚗

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parky carrie

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Good. no scrolly wheely

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“Maybe baby” definitely needs to be a thing.

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It actually is, at least in Germany you can buy pregnany tests of a brand called “Maybe-baby”.

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Does it also rhyme in German?

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These aren’t actually German words. It’s just an anglicism for a proper noun. So yes, it does rhyme in German, but only because it’s pronounced the English way.

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bites tongue

I GOTTA BE ‘WELL ACTUALLY GUY’. I can’t help it.

A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.

Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it’s literally accurate.

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Instead of pedant maybe we can say (and I don’t actually mean this as an insult)… picky pricky?

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bitey taster?

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Maybe… Hearty Re-Starty?

Ticker Re-jigger?

Pumper Bumper?

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Despite what happens in movies, defibrillators are used to stop arrhythmia and don’t jump start hearts back up. Arhythmia is when the timing/pace is out of sync, which is also known as timing retardation. Although we usually use that term for engines, it’s essentially the exact same thing.

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Air conditioner: Freezy Breezy

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@threelonmusketeers @panchzila. Oven: heaty eaty

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Traffic circles are “Twirly Whirlies”

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To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really

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Roundy abounty

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Americans mostly call them “oh, fuck? What do I do?” We have the best drivers.

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