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Earth temperatures are hitting record highs. What are we getting Olympic gold in?

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Vanth@reddthat.com
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Ruining men.

Increased ambient temperature correlates to a reduction in sperm motility. That’s right, real men care about keeping global temperatures from rising further. Only little betas insecure about their dick size want increased oil drilling and plastics production because it eventually drags the alpha men to their level.

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verdare [he/him]@beehaw.org
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Lol, weaponizing toxic masculinity for climate justice, are we?

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Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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You gotta communicate in the language of the listener.

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Vanth@reddthat.com
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Yep. And you sound like a cuck with testes full of microplastics.

(jk, just playing a bit. Think it could take off in MAGA circles?)

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Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win
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Complacency

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xombie21@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Being failures as a species

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deranger@sh.itjust.works
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Converting oil back into CO2, we’re reversing what millions of generations of trees did in a fraction of the time.

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Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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Are we the great liberators?

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MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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Don’t forget the methane and other gases that are even worse than CO2!

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multifariace@lemmy.world
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How far you can carry ice before it has fully vaporized.

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