What the fuck level of cult of personality even is this? They’re writing fan fic about their fucking overlords. What the fuck I cannot emphasize enough what the fuck?

At least when I write fanfiction like this, everybody gets universal healthcare at the end.

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When I write fanfic my cute OCs do big kisses

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20 points

In my fanfics everyone has a JoJo stand, and Kamala’s is called The Police

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12 points

VancexWalz yaoi sounds like some cogito-hazard shit. I want to watch the wold burn. 😈 🔥

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Who said I didn’t do that.

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Unironically this is the end result of Hamilton and West Wing and hell even fucking School House Rock (for all the 30 something US Americans). This is real “end of history” thinking. Democracy is the final form, this is it, the problem is that the wrong people keep getting voted in, bad people, because “oh Republicans are stupid” or “oh Russia Boris what time is it in Moscow” or “oh leftists let Trump win”. We just need real people of character to get in there and do politics and reach across the aisle and just have heart to heart talks with fascists and get things done FOR AMERICA because America is perfect! We just keep electing the wrong people but don’t worry we’ll fix it

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Schoolhouse Rock was from 1973. I’m not sure how old 30 somethings are where you live

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Dang that old. They were still having us watch it when I was in elementary school

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10 points

“Mr. President, a second Sorkin Brain has hit the liberal psyche.”

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School hourse rock on language and maths; awesome, pure, wonderful

School house rock on politics; ansolute zero pure evil doctrinal propaganda trhat has done irrepairable harm to the world.

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3 points

Elbow room, anyone?

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Oh shit I fuckin forgot about that one. Wow. That was real egregious in hindsight. Damn

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I’ve said it before. Liberals are narrativists. Everything must be a story for them, and if it’s all going wrong? Well that’s where the hero doubles down.

We saw this with Biden. First he was the stoic, refusing to move when all around him was chaos. Then when he stepped down the story changed, he became a saintly martyr.

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I think this is just all Amerifat political discourse, our people think real life works the way movies do, which is why while Trump was flopping in office they had to make up that he was doing 4D chess or hiding his power, as if things were going to turn out like a climax in a double cross heist film.

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Or even more sinister, they do the opposite and venerate fiction like Dune, LotR and GoT as if it was real history, then use those ‘histories’ to base their opinions on.

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Yep, you think their idea of a chosen one leader or shifting loyalties between camps are from the Bible or history, but their mental model is actually the plotline from some show or movie they watched while eating.

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I personally became as liberal as they come after reading The Giver. I used this in conjunction with Narnia to synthesize Markism-Lenonism-Yoko Onoism.

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This old video by thoughtslime perfectly explains this and when I saw it years ago it really opened my eyes to what bothered me about your average liberal.

https://youtu.be/dsasDeI0VRg

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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This shit is why liberals cannot and will not ever take fascism seriously

They cannot even comprehend the possibility that someone might be evil for ideological reasons, and is in fact enthusiastically evil. For them, people who are evil must be evil because something bad happened to them in their past and they just didn’t get a hug

If true fascism ever came, idiots like this would probably still try to act like it’s an episode of the West Wing and psychoanalyze the fascist death squads leading them to the wall. It’s infuriating how little they can take this shit seriously

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I find liberals generally chalk up conservatism to ignorance. Liberals assume that conservatives are liberals in waiting who just need to be educated and given the right information.

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A lot of us think most people are communists in waiting but as people who actually believe in something we have seen just how powerful a nihilistic cultural identity that opposes communism is and how giving people the right information does nothing because they have a lifetime trained immune response to these specific ideas. It’s infuriating that liberals think their tepid “information” and a pity hug would effortlessly bring conservatives to their values neutral Jesus

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Libs say the same about us

We must be brainwashed/bots because how dare we not agree to everything in liberalism

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right is composed of (violent) special snowflakes
liberals are composed of cattle

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Armchair psychoanalysis allows them to feel morally and intellectually superior while not doing or even saying anything of real substance.

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Because they’re removed enough to where politics is, as others have said, a show. It’s Steven Universe. It’s West Wing. It’s Harry Potter. They want all their favorite characters, good and evil, to have a showdown or hug it out or otherwise resolve their conflicts so Harry can smile as he sends his kids to Hogwarts and know that all is now well.

I imagine this person thinks of Trump as a Palpatine sort of figure of pure evil, corrupting young and misguided Vance, who can still be redeemed and returned to the good, liberal light at the end of Act III.

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The writing was fucked up, not the reading. It’s good, but the last portion of the series dropped the ball with the theme.

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Let that be. Alesson t you - have your characters shoot the bad guy in the head and watch him die on screen so no one libs out about your show.

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I just realized something: Their fanfic is the millennial equivalent of saying “we need a strong Republican Party.”

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