Weirdo can’t keep what actually happened separate from his own fantasies.

Edit: The New York Times has gone around and interviewed other people named “Brown” who might have been on a helicopter with Trump at some point. It wasn’t them either

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Maybe it was with JP Mendell instead, wo knows.

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Is this some sort of sex act? What’s a helicopter?

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I’ve heard of a helicopter blow job, where the job distributer hangs on a pulley above the bed, rotates to wind up the rope, then puts the member in the mouth, and lets the rope unwind.

More performance than something else, but it’s the only sex act that is helicopter adjacent.

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Ok GoogleAI, give me a deepfake video recreating the time that Donald Trump went down on Brown’s Willie in the style of a helicopter blowjob

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“I’m sorry, I’m not able to display political data at this time”

That’s what it told me when I asked how old Obama was when he was President.

Stupid AI made me have to do math myself because of this >:(

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I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that

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That Times link now says it was actually Jerry Brown, not Willie Brown, who Trump was in a helicopter with, and it was never in danger of “going down”.

But I guess to Trump, all these Brown people look the same…

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Swift boat!

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I said back in 2016 that he showed classic signs of the onset of dementia.

After no one called Reagan out on how mentally not there he was, why is the press giving Trump a pass? Oh, right, he’s good for ratings and views, so fuck asking the important questions about his mental state. Fucking weird.

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i can believe it. i bet trump felt cold in the copter and ordered the pilot to turn off that giant overhead fan.

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