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Ok, rips paper off wall

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Get a long piece, stick sticky side to sticky side, then just use the non-sticky side. Easy peasy.

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not very absorbent

you may as well just not wipe

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But you can form two clams three sea shells out of them.

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I’d rather try the three sea shells.

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Finally, something to cover my junk…

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Ok, so you either use a sock or underwear and then throw them away, or you use your hand and wash very thoroughly afterward.

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i once had to use random papers from my wallet, even dollars.

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what did you do with the currency after?

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Use the duct tape to lasso a roll from another stall.

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