Columbus Zoo? What? Is this related to the 2 million stolen by employees or something else?
Why won’t they release their visitors record? What are they hiding?
“As far as what he did to the couch in the lounge… well… that couch has been disposed of properly.”
“…does not currently hold…” doing Olympic gold levels of heavy lifting here.
Also, somebody should check the rules.
Just guessing but “jerking off the dolphins” is not listed.
Translation for those who haven’t been to our lovely zoo: the dolphins consented