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Not really.

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I’m not interested in feeding your fetishes.

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hey fuck you. I’m high, and the question popped into my head.

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12 points

More like pooped into your head.

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yes, thank you, it did in fact poop into my head

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Had some antibiotics mess with my gut flora and lead to the creamy peanut butter. It’s not that bad except that it creates urgency not unlike diarrhea. For gravel, you’re gonna have to define “medium,” but that tends to come from constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoid issues in addition to general discomfort. On the whole, I guess the peanut butter, but it’s a close one.

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thank you for taking this seriously. for medium, I would say, like an oblong golf ball.

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Okay, in the absence of good holistic data on which to base my judgment, I’ll go with my gut.

LOL, that pun was unintended when it popped into my head, but I could have changed it and yet I choose not to.

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9 points

Who wants to shit rocks?

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Eh, I’m bored and curious

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6 points

Have had both. Gravel is cleaner

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see, that’s what I was thinking.

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