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I wish to subscribe to more war tips.

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Don’t step on IEDs

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Can I lick IEDs?

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You can do anything once!

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If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back.

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Best captain there ever was

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I’m not entirely convinced this isn’t a firefly subreddit

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Good thing this isn’t reddit

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Wait, it’s not? Where the hell am I?

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Oh man, I am gonna get so many of those weird ass helical magazines…

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Man’s never heard of war horses

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Warhorses are like a machine gun. Point it at the enemy, and they will have a bad time. Throw it spinning in the air, with the trigger taped and everyone near you will have a bad time.

Warhorses were trains to kick and bite when scared, rather than run away. They needed directing where to use that however. Take out their rider and you now have a lot of panic, with a tendency to bite and kick mixed in.

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I think the long long long long long history of horses being used effectively in warfare shows that they are a very effective resource in battle and not something viewed as more dangerous for the person who has one when kept alive. They were trained to bite and kick people they didn’t know who were up in their business and attacking them or their rider, not anyone anywhere around them at any time. They weren’t only socialized to a singular person either. Saying “I leave their horses alive because horses get scared and go crazy in a fight” just kinda shows a fundamental misunderstanding about how effectively horses were used in warfare. If they were so dangerous to have for the person using them, then they wouldn’t have been used to anywhere near the extent that they were in history, yet they’ve been seen as extremely vital tools of war since very early on in human history. Losing your horse was viewed as a huge loss in war because of how important they were. They’re not a “pile of panic” because they’re specifically trained not to panic in a fight.

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In your seemingly expert opinion, what would a typical riderless war horse do in a battle?

It’s also worth mentioning, in defense if the Captain, these almost certainly were typical farm horses used for carrying people and pulling wagons on outer rim planets, not highly trained military war horses.

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Isn’t that what fire pigs are for?

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