50 points

I used to have a ring with a compartment where I would keep coke. Humorously, the ring “gem” was a mirror. I had to stop wearing it because the mirror kept reflecting light and blinding people.

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42 points

Swap a friends ring pill with a blue laxative

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60 points

He won’t know if he’s coming or going

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13 points

I want the backstory please

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34 points

Doubles as a micro cock ring

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11 points

Nice humblebrag.

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13 points

yes, but has a nice ring to it.

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2 points

Look at you owning a cock!

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21 points

As a completely and totally cis person, would this work with the funni make-girl pills?

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14 points

Yeah, estrogen tablets are usually small enough they would fit in a ring like that.

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9 points

And there are much nicer looking alternatives to this one, too. Just look up poison ring.

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3 points

Ah. Tit-tacs

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takes his cyanide pill; doesn’t die, just gets horny

Meanwhile on the other side of town, Grandpa is about to get some, pops his Viagra and dies.

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Your captor thinks the torture isn’t working as intended.

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