7 points

Higher number = growth and better!

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7 points

Infinite burgers = infinite growth!

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2 points

(waist) line must go up!

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3 points

wouldn’t surprise me

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8 points

Would you rather have a 1/2 ounce bag or a 1/8 bag?

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Why the fuck would you bring ounces into it? We were having a perfectly fine conversation here and now you’ve brought imperial unit conversion into the mix.

What’s the ounce to pound thing again? 12? 16? 20, or 32 or something? Who am I kidding? I don’t give a shit.

If you’re not using metric at least have the decency to stick to pounds, kilopounds, millipounds, micropounds, or whatever the fuck you want to name your orders of 1,000. Just don’t ever come here fucking about with short tons and long tons or I’ll strap you to a board, drop you in a tub, and drown you in a metric ton of sewage.

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Ok guy. My country uses metric so … slow your roll.

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2 points

It’s probably just a british person complaining about units as they can’t make up their mind what to use. Ounces is perfectly valid in the context of pounds…

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121 points

Troll gave it away by calling them “signs”

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6 points

Welcome Ken M energy

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28 points

Try to compete with McDonald’s marketing on their brand new 1/4 pounder

Get absolutely destroyed when piggy-backing their marketing strategy fails

Blame the customer for not understanding fractions

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Why has no one introduced a 1/8th pounder and charged more for it?

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5 points

Wait no, they should do that. The eighth burger would be a success (although to be fair the 1/3 Burger was decades ago so maybe times have changed)

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Facepalm

!facepalm@lemmy.wtf

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