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I wonder how “normal” JD would think bodily autonomy was if he suddenly lost his?

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Someone will have to take one for the team and breed JD Vance

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I guarantee you Vance would fucking love mpreg hentai.

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you go get a speculum, I’ll grab the turkey baster.

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Just put some chocolate and a rubber on the couch and let jd take his course…

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“castrate all couch fuckers”

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JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on

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Sounds a pretty weird thing to do, so it must be true

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JD Vance puts mustard on his pizza, pass it on

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JD Vance washes his hands after showering pass it on

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JD Vance only pees sitting down pass it on

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JD Vance sticks his dick into pudding cups, pass it on.

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JD Vance puts foreigner Dijon mustard on his pizza, pass it on.

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While wearing a tan suit.

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Then eats it with a fork and knife, pass it on

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JD Vance uses bleach on colored fabrics pass it on

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JD Vance uses a metal flipper when making eggs in a Teflon nonstick pan then immediately cleans it with cold running water in the pan straight from the stovetop because he enjoys the sizzle pass it on

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Been saying forever, abortion is a car that dog don’t want to catch. What a disaster for the GOP.

Look, the man had to deflect such a question, right? But if Vance, and by extent the Republican leadership, had the courage of their convictions, the answer is a no-brainer.

“No. I think they are far more concerned with preventing the murder of innocent children, which is not a right, no matter how you slice it.”

So, uh, is that message not resonating with women voters? Backing up the truck at this late date?

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If the GOP gave even a tiny shit about the murder of innocent children, we’d have reasonable gun laws.

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I’d imagine accusing millions of women as “murderers”, and then expecting their vote, probably also doesn’t really net much benefit to a campaign.

It really is that car huh.

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Come to find out people really like bodily autonomy.

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Conservatives are no longer conserving the rate of change to human and social values traditional to the United States.

Under Trump they have become fully reactionary against anything outside of their wealth and privilege bubble.

So what Harris has done has pointed out that the GOP are not “normal” because their values are really really really far outside the norm.

Harris flipped it. Because it is true. And she is a better politician than Trump. Poor Vance, not having an ideological raft to believe in, can only say reactionary things.

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Don’t buy their propaganda. They didn’t become this under Trump. They have always been the protectors of wealth and privelige. You can trace that history right back to the birth of Conservativism in post-revolution France. This is just the latest incarnation.

I highly, highly recommend Corey Robin’s book The Reactionary Mind. He breaks down the whole history of Conservativism in a very accessible manner, and shows how every incarnation of the movement has ultimately been about one thing and one thing only; preventing the enfranchisement of the disenfranchised.

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Yeah… let’s talk about Trickle Down economics if you want to see pre Trump examples of the same agenda.

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This seems like a good spot to recommend Roberts Evans Behind the Bastards: How Conservatism Won. in which “Robert sits down with David Bell to discuss how a consortium of rich failsons got together to fund a network of right wing think tanks and shift American culture in a fun new direction. (note: it was not actually fun at all).” It’s a bit long but is very informative.

tl;dr the rich hated FDRs New Deal and immediately set about undoing everything it touched, they want a return to the gilded age with themselves as the robber barons and gentry and everyone else as a subservient underclass

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I think it’s finally happening. The strength of GOP was a uniform set of supporters whereas dems were more like a coalition.

Turns out it’s easier to unite people against a common enemy than based on a shared belief and goal.

Well, like the dog that finally caught the car, they finally are implementing actual policy they stand for, and that might be what fractures their base.

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