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Literal shitpost.

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It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

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I would say 45 minutes of scrolling if lemmy.world wasn’t constantly under DDOS attacks

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So true… 😣 It’s like they think it’s the main server for the entire thing.

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I was shocked when I found out how common external/bleeding hemorrhoids can be(Almost 3/4 adults will have them from time to time).

Then it all clicked when I realized people sit on the toilet for 15min+, which is a major contributor to that condition.

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When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

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Uppercase poops

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Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor.

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My wife can sit on the toilet for 45 minutes. I don’t get it. I want to get on and off that thing as quickly as possible. Why do you want to hover over poo?

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Not all of us have a bowel that is cooperative and timely. For some of us it is always a pitched battle of wills, a violent class struggle.

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Because it doesn’t all happen at once

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Yeah, but 45 minutes? Take a break and come back or something.

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I’d say it’s more of a revelation to me that sitting on the toilet seat itself for long periods causes hemorrhoids, than hemorrhoids being common in general.

I’ve been there for an hour a couple of times, I’ve never had it so I would never notice lol. I guess it’s time to avoid it altogether.

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i blame lack of bidets

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Damn, respect for that shitstuff.
Do you have some suggestions for fiber rich foods too?

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eating a better diet is probably better than metamucil

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You know a courtesy flush will take care of the aroma.

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But then how will other Klingons smell what I’m cooking?

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15 minutes? Amateur.

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Do your legs ever fall asleep

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Nope. Years of experience hiding in the bathroom from my kids.

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A squatty potty really helps in the department of prolonged toilet sitting.

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