62 points

Does she listen to Taylor Swift?

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Plot twist: it was Taylor Swift

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“This relationship is great and all, but studies show that if I made an entire album about being in a relationship, it’ll tank my entire career, so bye!”

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If there’s something that drives me up the wall, it’s this shit. You found someone nice and you blame them for your fuckups and try to turn everyone against them. How scummy can you be!

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She won’t let a licensed therapist help her, so no, they also can’t do anything.

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Trying to explain how a relationship works to your partner it’s also very weird. Still, fuck that.

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idk man explaining relationships seems like a pretty reasonable and normal thing to me, if both people aren’t on the same terms i’m not sure how anybody is expecting it to work otherwise.

You could subscribe to a “social” relationship standard but that’s stupid.

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Explaining what you seek in a relationship is good, doesn’t mean you need to “educate” your partner on what you think love is, everyone has different needs.

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Educating your partner on what you think love is, and what you seek in a relationship is good. How can they be expected to know, otherwise?

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i believe those to be the same thing intrinsically. Gaslighting your partner into believing something that isnt a thing is bad though.

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If they’re not getting it, then sometimes it’s necessary lol

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106 points

They don’t want a relationship, they want a never ending storyline. And if there’s no drama then they’ll make some.

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This was my life for 7 years. I’ve been happily single ever since she found some other poor sob to torment with her bullshit.

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4 years and one canceled marriage 3 months prior. 5 if you count the fact that I took her back twice before realizing she was always going to be like that.

I feel you even if I wouldn’t say I’m entirely happy.

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