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New green propulsion pushed by the left, they want to make our planes slower and quieter and less smokey. Look, it even resembles their dumb little wind farms.

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not the left, look: it’s on the right of the plane… It’s a republican propeller!

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It’s actually a siren to warn people on the ground that it’s a Boeing.

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Did you not know that planes have pee pees

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That hole is too big to be a pee pee hole! It must be an anus.

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I tried to find a Scary Go Round archive with the whole subplot of the communist robots having a party at the bus station and fucking the buses, but it is too old to be available, I think 😢

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It’s how the male plane shows that it’s looking for an airbus(ty) female mate.

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It’s for helping out those ground-based fans for sheep; every so often they stall, so an aeroplane drops by and pops out it’s ram air turbine to get it going again. There’s another one installed on other planes called a bovine_air_turbine when the same thing happens to those fans for cows.

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