A Texas woman was awarded a Guinness World Records title for the surprising contents of her mouth – a 3.11-inch-wide tongue.
Brittany Lacayo told the record-keeping organization she decided to apply for the title after learning about the former record-holder, Emily Schlenker, whose tongue measured 2.89 inches wide.
Lacayo’s tongue is exactly as wide as the average length of an adult woman’s tongue: 3.11 inches.
Her tongue actually is wider than it is long when measured from the epiglottis, the flap of cartilage located behind the tongue.
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The male version of the record belongs to American Brian Thompson, whose tongue measures 3.49 inches wide.
Envelopes fear her.
The first boy she French kissed choked to death.
2 licks of the Tootsie roll pop for her I guess.
She finishes her ice cream cone in one lick
That looks like it would seriously interfere with chewing.